You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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