she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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