you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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