So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
So vagazzling was a success
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