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is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There's always time for handjobs
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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