I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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