question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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