Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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