: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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