he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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