dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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