Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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