I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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