you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The best revenge is premature balding
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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