There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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