What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
