Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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