I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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