This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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