As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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