Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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