I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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