so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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