your room smells of hookers.
And success
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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