You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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