Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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