I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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