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I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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