she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
