How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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