So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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