you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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