Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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