This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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