Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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