I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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