Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
