and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
