Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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