You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Sober January is a disaster.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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