Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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