? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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