Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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