After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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