dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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