used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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