Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Also fuck yeah conspiracy