it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We left an ass print on the piano.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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