i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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