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(720): View more from Colorado

i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.

(864): View more from South Carolina

what

(720): View more from Colorado

nvm

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(650): View more from California

Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair

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(937): View more from Ohio

my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.

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(954): View more from Florida

We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So, were they human bite marks at least?

(434): View more from Virginia

Your guess is as good as mine.

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(775): View more from Nevada

We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married

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