I'd wear matching sweaters with you
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She bit a glass in half.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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