so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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