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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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