you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We are all done wearing pants today
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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