I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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